Total Medals Earned: 221 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,880 Points
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (80/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Get a girl mad at you.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/500 points)
you can read. can you?
met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
Unlimited Gas!!1
all stars collected.
Medals Earned: 16/17 (80/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/30 points)
You stuck around
Medals Earned: 8/18 (100/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 3/26 (15/500 points)
Play with your dog
Craft your first potion
Pick your first ingredient
Complete Aeryl
Drink poison
Scale Mount Ulahard
Complete Elaris
Annoy the portly man in the shower
Complete Meztla
Burn Duro to get his ship
Complete Potal
Complete Rhisla
Complete Ro'gor
Complete the race across the border
Collect a health upgrade
Collect 100 ingredients
Complete Lynaii
Complete the race without firing
Enter the locked temple on Meztla
Defeat X'o'chthu
Craft all potions
Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
Visit the developers
Drink all potions at once
Collect all health upgrades
Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only