Total Medals Earned: 198 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,630 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
You yearn to acquire knowledge!
You have lasted an entire month!
You upgraded from a cart!
Staffing your shop increase profits!
You kept your shop running for a year!
You are known across the lands as MasterTrader.
You are the wealthiest merchant in the market!
You have fully upgraded your shop!
You have over 100 employees!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/175 points)
Get a gameover in story mode
Collect a correct pronoun
Complete the story mode
Play as both a boy and a girl at least once
Get your first highscore in endless mode
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/180 points)
Destroy a cracked wall
Kill an enemy by crushing it with a platform or a rock
Teleport using the goddess sigil
Hit 10 switches
Headshot 20 Enemies
Kill 50 Enemies
Defeat slithrix and complete the game
Get all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 3/3 (75/75 points)
Receive the gem
Find all five rats
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.
Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.
So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.
Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.
You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Finishing Level 15
Finishing the entire game
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (80/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Get a girl mad at you.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/500 points)
you can read. can you?
met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
Unlimited Gas!!1
all stars collected.